zombies

Let me go ahead and start off with saying that this is an amazing experience, more of one than most movies that are made these days.

That being said, realize that these two movies, Planet Terror and Deathproof both, will fill you with such morbid and blood-loving glee that you will walk out of the theater with a spring in your step and a gleam in your eye.

Planet Terror, a wonderful rendition of zombie magic, creates sickening, undead feasting, gun-toting bliss in the viewer.  Over the top action and supreme Hollywood action absurdity make it so you never forget why you love to see dead people die more.

Deathproof will make you want to drive a car really fast and hit something hard.  I'm not saying that you will want to go kill people with your car and create havoc on the roadway, but it will elicit terrible urges deep inside you that have wheels.

After all that, you would think that I had covered all the greatness that was Grindhouse, but you would be completely wrong.  One of the most beautiful things about the event, as I like to call it, are the amazing previews they show as part of the whole show.  I won't give away the titles or plots of any of the fantastic movies they talk about, but let me assure you that they will create euphoria and sensitivity of the nipples.

Overall, Grindhouse was AWESOME!