18,000 Reasons Not To Give A F**k!
The modern cock crows on the dawning of a new era. Cars fill the streets and people fill their hearts with crap that they don’t need. Hate has a 17th floor office in downtown right below Satan’s penthouse and God lives with the meek beneath an overpass. Yonder shadows gather to decide who goes for drinks and who stays at home to have sex with a stranger. Evil doesn’t have a face or a name, only a business card and a skybox with its own satellite. For every single person who genuinely loves his fellow man, there’s another 10 thousand waiting in line to f**k somebody over for a Sacagawea. The only reason capitalism is still around is that somebody would rather have an intelligent conversation with a T-bill than a goddamn human being. Not that I blame them. We’re all just apes gone insane, anyways. We’d all be better off throwing feces than downing lattes.
