Backlogic
A horrible event transpired in the beginning of time. The idea of man was put forth by a group of beings called God. This idea was put forth in jest, but it stuck, and so many years went by as this group thought over the logistics of the creation and mobilization of human beings. Every time they thought they had it ready to ship to market, something went wrong and they had to stop production and recalibrate something. So finally they all gathered together and decided that no matter what happened this time, they were going to ship the product to their test market, a planet called Earth. The packages were shipped, and the market went wild for humans. So God kept shipping orders, until Earth was full of humans, and the stock market value went down. Unfortunately, something went wrong. God just kept shipping and never stopped. Eventually, the market of Earth self-destructed with the overabundance of this new product. They just had to kill each other off.
