Chicken-Fried Requiem
Every time Elvis dies, a redneck gets his wings.
The pop culture America has long worn out its welcome
And its time that the pop culture Americans are put out to pasture
Along with all the other evils that rest there
A great man once said, “Where ever you go, there you are.”
Where am I going?
How can I figure out where I’m going if I don’t know where I am?
Only one man has the answer to my question, but he died
His name was Mohammed
And he was the wisest prophet of Allah
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction…
Here’s the action… BOOM!!!!!!!
Where’s the reaction, huh?
Its right here… FWAK!!!!!!!
Reminds me of the old Batman TV show
Except with less people staying alive
